tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]
un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

Love Food? This blog is for you.

falloutboysbuttsblog:

"You got an A on this test"

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"I like you too! <3"

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"I can buy it for you"

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"I follow you on tumblr!"

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"I think you’re adorable"

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"Calm down"

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Love Food? This blog is for you.
darling-ill-be-ok:

punkrockluna:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

ayyy lmao


When you’re in orchestra you pretty much figure out what strings the other instruments have. If you can’t tell that the other instruments have different strings, then you’re an idiot.

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.
beautifully-xo:

just my edit ♥
weshallfindstrengthinpain:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today


Where’s Mary Winchester?
therealperwin:

daisyshanti:

patsta:

dietmountaindelrey:

spaceoid:

Two childhood friends unexpectedly reunite on opposite sides of a demonstration in 1972

Just imagine the pain…

This is such an amazing photograph

Oh my god ..

Someone write a book

mcpunnypants:

so today i was volunteering in a bank and i saw this man and woman arrive at the atm at the same time and they both went “you go first” “no you go first” “no you were here first i insist” “let’s arm wrestle for it” so they did and she won and he got her number and now they have a date for tomorrow night

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